Sports Jokes

An Amazing Talking Dog

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure... go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Dog: "Roof!"
Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"
Dog: "Rough!"
Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"
Dog: "Ruth!"
Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Bar Bet Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sports Jokes (Baseball Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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Grossest Sport

Q: Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?
A: Because they dribble all over the court.

Categories: Sports Jokes (Basketball Jokes)
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Hockey Game V High School Reunion

Q: What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion?
A: At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

Categories: School Jokes (High School Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Hockey Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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