Yo Mama - New York Jets

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Stadiums In Outer Space

Q: Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?
A: Because there is no atmosphere!

Man on French Business Trip

There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX." He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of praise. The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One of them made a hole in one. He yelled, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX!"
They looked at him and said, "What do you mean wrong hole?"