Walk Home

If you make it to third base, I'll go ahead and walk you home. High five!

Football Life

My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it. I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons. 

Football Dirty Talk

• The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
• He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
• It's a game of inches.
• That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
• When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
• He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
• He found his tight end.
• He had to stretch to get it in.
• He gets penetration in the backfield.
• He could go all the way.
• He gets it off just in time.
• He goes deep.
• He found a hole and slid through.
• He pounds it in.
• He's got great hands.