Letterman Golf Vs Sex

David Letterman's  Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better than Sex...

#10  ... A below-par performance is considered damn good.

#09  ... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#08  ... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#07  ... Foursomes are encouraged.

#06  ... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#05  ... Three times a day is possible.

#04  ... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#03  ... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#02  ... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex...

#01  ... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

Hide and Seek

Q: Why is it so hard to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament?
A: Good players are hard to find.

Mike Tyson Line

Can't beat um... Eat um!