Shark Tank - Golf Balls

Q: Why didn't Shark Tank invest in the automatic golf balls that sink themselves if they get within 4 inches of the hole?
A: You can't carry them in your back pocket.

Two Guys Out Hunting

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" One man asked his companion. "I dunno," came the reply,  "Maybe we aren't throwing the dog up high enough."

Snowboarding Lesson

Q: Three snowboarders are riding in the backseat of a car. Who is driving?
A: The sheriff!