You Might Be A Redneck 11

You might be a redneck if...

• You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.
• You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
• You've ever been too drunk to fish.
• You've ever bought a used cap.
• You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
• You've ever used a weedeater indoors.
• Your mama tore her best dress coon hunting.
• You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
• You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'.
• You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

Dig Deep

Q: Why should volleyball players work at the cemetery?
A: They're good at digging!

Shark Tank - Golf Balls

Q: Why didn't Shark Tank invest in the automatic golf balls that sink themselves if they get within 4 inches of the hole?
A: You can't carry them in your back pocket.