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Boot To Ear
Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
A: Because he liked sole music!
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If Men Ruled The Sports World
- Once a year, you could gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets and go pillage a nearby town.
- The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football From a Different Camera Angle."
- The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers' mascot.
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Yuppie Ransom Note
A Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the country club at 10 o'clock the next day if he ever wanted to see his wife alive again. He didn't arrive until almost 12:30. A masked man stepped out from behind some bushes and growled, "What took ya so long? You're over two hours late." "Hey! Give me a break," whined the Yuppie. "I have a 27 handicap."
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