Fishing with Jack

A man is going fishing one day. After awhile, he runs out of bait. He sees a snake nearby with a frog in its mouth. Knowing that a frog will make good bait, he catches the snake. He removes the frog, and thinks to himself, "How do I let the snake go without getting bit?" He ponders for a minute, then, with his free hand, reaches for his bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey. He pops it open and pours some in the snake's mouth. The snake goes limp and the man tosses it away. Later, as he is getting ready to go home, he feels something on his foot. The man looks down to see the snake next to the whiskey, this time with two frogs in its mouth.

NFL Blonde Vs Brunettes

Q What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
A  Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

Rep the Brands

A pro basketball player walks into a bar. He eventually strikes up a conversation with a woman who is drinking all by herself.
After a couple of hours they end up going back to her place for a little alone time.
As he takes off his shirt, she notices a Nike tattoo on his chest. When she asks about it he replies, “Gotta rep the brand baby.” She doesn’t think twice about it.
Then he takes off his pants and he has an Under Armour tattoo and gives the same explanation.
But lastly, as he takes off his briefs, she sees a tattoo on his junk that says AIDS. She immediately starts to freak out.
The basketball player then replies, “Whoa, whoa calm down baby. In a minute it bout to say ADDIDAS.”