Cowboy Jokes

• The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass."
• The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, no your Honor.
• The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
• The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

Going Fishing

Going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or grunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.

Dallas Cowboys Name Change

"Did you hear they are thinking of changing the Dallas Cowboys to the Dallas Possums?" "No, why?" "Because they play dead at home and they die on the road."