Sexist Jokes - Men vs Women Jokes

Impressing a Woman/Man

How To Impress a Woman: Compliment her. Cuddle her. Kiss her. Tease her. Comfort her. Hug her. Send her flowers. Wine and dine her. Listen to her. Care for her. Hold her. Support her.
How to Impress a Man: Show up naked..... with beer.

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Why Man, Then Woman

God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you create a masterpiece.

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Praying to Cross a Lake

Three guys had to cross a lake. The first one prayed to God for the strength, he swam across the lake, but almost died 5 times. The second guy prayed to God for the strength and the tools, he made a boat, and rowed himself across the lake, he almost died 3 times. The third guy prayed to God for the strength, the tools, and the brains. He turned into a girl, walked 4 yards, and crossed the bridge.

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