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Sexist Jokes - About Women
Better Soliders
Q: Why do women make better soldiers?
A: Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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Definition of Bad Lover
Definition of Bad Lover: An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt the earth move. She says no.
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Laying Carpet
Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her.
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