Sexist Jokes

The Bartender

On New Year's Eve, a woman stood up at a local pub and said it was time to get ready for the midnight countdown. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to stand next to the one person who made his life worth living. As the clock struck midnight, the bartender was almost crushed to death.

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Best Thing About a Blowjob

Q: What's the best thing about a blow job?
A: The 15 minutes of silence!

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Disaster Plans

Q: Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
A: So men can think about solutions without distractions.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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