Sexist Jokes

Recruting

I received a call from a Headhunter. She said to me, "Sir, I have two openings for you!"
I replied, "Yes. I know."
There was a long silence and then she said, "Asshole."
I replied, "I prefer the other one."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Word Play Jokes
Submitted BY: teknoplasm

Still do it?

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..." "I know, I know." the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it at all," Brenda confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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Open Minded

Q: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A: So men can be open minded.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Word Play Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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