No Balls.

Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

Maid to Order!

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says... "Son, all household appliances come in white!"

Men Are Like Diplomas

Q: How are men like diplomas?
A: You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.