Sexist Jokes

Men are Like Commercials

Q: Why are men like commercials?
A: You can't believe a word they say.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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Man's Worst Nightmare

What's a man's worst nightmare?
1) The Super Bowl is preempted by a soap opera.
2) His wife has amnesia and forgets how to cook so he has to.
3) A female boss.
4) He has to ask his wife for money.

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Men's Rude Awakening

The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two things:
God is a woman...and she nailed down all of Heaven's toilet seats!

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