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Santa Can't Be A Man
- Men can't pack a bag.
- Men wouldn't be caught dead wearing red velvet.
- Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with all those elves.
- Men don't answer their mail.
- Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."
- Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
- Having to do the "Ho, Ho, Ho," thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
- Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
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Brunettes and Bras
Q: Why do brunettes wear training bras?
A: It's cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day.-
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How To Get Rid Of Roaches
Q: How does the single woman get rid of roaches?
A: She asks them for a commitment.
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