Men and Mad Cow Disease

Q: Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
A: Because they are all PIGS!

Husbands Can't Win

Brandon was reading Yahoo news and came across a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000." Excited to prove to his new wife Kaitlyn that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results. Kaitlyn thought for a while, then finally said to Brandon, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say." Brandon said, "What?"

Guys On The Island

There were three guys stuck on an island. One of them found a lamp and rubbed it and out came a genie. He said "for freeing me I'll grant you each a wish." The first guy said "I wish I were 25% smarter." So poof! He was 25% smarter built a raft and got off the island. The next guy said "I wish I were 50% smarter." So poof! He was 50% smarter built a canoe and got off the island. The last guy said "I wish I were 100% smarter." So poof! He was 100% turned into a girl and walked across the bridge!