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Donkey or Doberman?
The attractive young woman was sitting at the bar alone, when the lounge lizard made his move. "I'm here," he breathed huskily, "to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." The woman turned and looked at him. Her lips parted and she moistened them with the tip of her tongue. She leaned toward him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates. She paused just a second and then delivered the crusher line, "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?"
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Man With One Brain
Q: Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes?
A: He had a dick and a brain!
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Girls Are Evil
Girls = time * money
time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money (*)
But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: m>
Taking into account (*), we have: Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil)
And finally: Girls = |evil| Thus, Girls are the absolute evil!
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