Sexist Jokes

Top Woman

Q: Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?
A: Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Anonymous

Donkey or Doberman?

The attractive young woman was sitting at the bar alone, when the lounge lizard made his move. "I'm here," he breathed huskily, "to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." The woman turned and looked at him. Her lips parted and she moistened them with the tip of her tongue. She leaned toward him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates. She paused just a second and then delivered the crusher line, "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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Anonymous

Man With One Brain

Q: Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes?
A: He had a dick and a brain!

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous
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