The Scientists and the Mermaid

Three scientists decided to go fishing one day.  They packed up all of their gear and headed down to the lake.  They were having terrible luck, and weren't catching a thing.  But all the sudden, one of the scientists feels a pull at his line. He shouts out, "I got something, I got something!"  So he reels his catch in and much to his surprise, it's a mermaid. The mermaid tells the scientists, "If you let me go, I will grant you each one wish."  Well they think that's a pretty good deal, so they agree.
The first scientist, the one who caught the Mermaid, tells her, "I want you to double my IQ." The Mermaid says, no problem, snaps her fingers, and suddenly he's solving all of these problems they had been working on for months.
The next scientist thinks that's pretty neat, so he tells the Mermaid, "I want you to triple my IQ."  So the Mermaid says, "No problem." snaps her fingers once again, and now this scientist is finding cures for AIDS and Cancer.
So the last scientist is really excited about all of this. He tells the Mermaid, "I want you to quadruple my IQ."  The Mermaid looks at him and says, "Are you sure about this? I'm not so sure you want to do that."  But the scientist is stubborn and tells her, "You granted the other guys wishes, now grant mine or we're not letting you go.  "So the Mermaid sighs and says, "Whatever you want."
She snaps her fingers and the scientist turned into a woman!

That is ONE!

A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had grown tired of working so hard to build a beautiful ranch house and huge herd to go with it just to live in it all alone. So he thought it would be nice to get one of those mail order brides. Without haste, he sent for one and on the day she was arriving he hitched up his horse and buggy and headed for the nearest train station.
After meeting his new bride, he loaded all her bags into the wagon and then headed for their honeymoon home. They had traveled only two miles when the horse stumbled.  The rancher got out and whipped the horse to its feet. He looked at the horse and said, "THAT'S ONE", and got back in the wagon.  He then smiled at the woman and continued on their way.
They had traveled only another two miles when the horse stumbled again, and again the rancher got out of the wagon to whip the horse to its feet, telling the horse "THAT'S TWO".  Then He took his seat beside his new bride and continued on their way.
After traveling another two miles the horse stumbled for the third time. The rancher got out of the wagon carrying his rifle, he walked up to the horse and shot it right between the eyes, saying, "THAT'S THREE".  He turned to the wagon only to hear his new bride say, "why in the hell did you do that for, now we have to walk". The rancher turn to the woman and said "THAT'S ONE".

More M & M's?

Q: Why don't men eat more M & M's?
A: They are too hard to peel!