Sexist Jokes

Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley

Q: Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
A: He wanted children and she didn't want to get a sex change.

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Next!

Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
A: "Next!"

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Brains

A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain. So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant warehouse. On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked $500.00 each. On the other side the shelves are lined with brains marked $200.00 each. The brainless man asks why the price difference. The nurse points to the $200.00 brains and explains that these are female brains, so they've been used.

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