Man Without a Brain

Q: What do you call a man without a brain?
A: Single or widowed!!

Pathetic Lawsuit

In 1989, a Union Bridge, Md., high school permitted a female student, Tawana Hammond, 17, to try out for its football team under the pressure of a federal statute that bars school discrimination on the basis of gender. On her first scrimmage, Tawana, a running back, was tackled and suffered massive internal injuries. In October 1992, she filed a $1.5 million lawsuit against the county board of education for its alleged failure to tell her how dangerous football is.

Man And Pig

Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: You mean there IS a difference?