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Naughty Claus
Q: Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus?
A: Because she was a Ho Ho Ho.
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Passing Hookers
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with their pinkies and say "Hi there little boy!!" One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they always wave at him with their pinkies. They reply: "well, that is what size we imagine your penis to be... it is just a joke!" The next day on his way home, the hookers repeat the tradition. The young boy stops and drops his school books on the ground, sticks all his fingers in his mouth to stretch his lips very wide and mumbles through them, "HI THERE LADIES!"
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Shick And The Hooker
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker and he says, "How much?" She says, "Twenty bucks." He says, "All right." They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The next night, he runs into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get done, he hands her twenty-five dollars. She says, "What the extra five?" He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls."
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