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Runny Nose Whore

Q: What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
A: Full.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Slut Ratio

I couldn't figure out a way to measure the amount of sluts to non-sluts.
So I asked my friend Horatio.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
Anonymous

Retirement

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home.  On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacey, Sippy and Rosie.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator. 'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'
'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.'

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
Anonymous
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