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Retirement

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home.  On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacey, Sippy and Rosie.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator. 'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'
'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.'

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In Exchange

What do you call a prostitute who prefers the British pound as primary payment method?
A quid pro ho.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Republicans)
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Orientation

Q: What sexual orientation is a prostitute?
A: Buy-sexual

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