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Dyslexic Pimp
Q: Heard about the dyslexic pimp?
A: He bought a warehouse!
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Prostitute Walks in to a Bar
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and notices that she drinks one and empties the other one down her panties. This happened another three times, and the bar man was getting rather curious. The bar man nicely questions her and asks her why she is drinking one Barcardi and coke and throwing the other one down her panties. She replies, "I just won the lottery and that's the only cunt getting a drink out of me tonight!"
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Side Job
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20." "Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed MP replied. "You can't make a living on that." "Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on the side!"
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