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Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective surgery. "How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously. "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor. "Well," said the wife coldly, "You ARE planning to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you?"
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The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep
And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn
I hope the dog that's running free, doesn't see that little part of me
Many precautions I must take, to keep this part I love to shake
Much attention I must pay, to assure I put the knives away
The mower, chain saw, the hatchet too, why there's no telling what she'd do
To rid me of my manly charm, I must keep it safe, away from harm
So I cross my fingers as I close my eyes, and I cross my legs to avoid surprise!
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How Do You Get Visual Aids?
Q: How do you get Visual Aids?
A: From a nasty poke in the eye.
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