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Counter Productive Pickup Lines

  1. If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
  2. How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
  3. My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
  4. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
  5. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

Anonymous

Ugly Gene

Q: What sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.

Submitted BY: MixedWithFruit

Australian Newbie

A 40-year-old woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. She takes out a personal ad and corresponds with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. After a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married. On their wedding night, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked, and all the furniture piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

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