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Sex Ed Class
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex." The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?" Johnny says, "Seventy-three." The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness... uh... very good, John, very good..." She calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about you?" Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one... where the guy just lays on top of the girl." Johnny yells, "Seventy-four."
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Germ Tactics
A young married couple maintains a strict sexual schedule. Every day, the husband and wife get home from work at 5 p.m. and have sex at 5:15 p.m. One day, the wife comes down with the flu and goes on antibiotics. The medicine kills all the germs, except for three, who huddle together inside her body to talk over survival tactics. One germ decides to hide from the antibiotics between two toes on her left foot. The second germ decides to hide behind her right ear. The last germ says, "You guys do what you want, but when the 5:15 pulls out tonight, I'm gonna be on it."
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German Gross
Q: What's gross?
A: German porn.
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: People who watch it.
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