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Your Mom is the Best in Town

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town." Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him and the drunk wanders off and stands at the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points to the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!" Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off. Ten minutes later he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me..." Finally the guy interrupts: "Go home, Dad - you're drunk!"

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Amnesia Defined

Amnesia: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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Oooooh vs Ahhhhhh!

Q: What's the difference between "oooooh!!" and "ahhhhhhh!!"?
A: About three inches!

Categories: Sex Jokes , Riddles
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