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Muscle Contraction

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.  This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.  He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked,  "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably golfing with his buddies."
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.

Categories: Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Deadly Disease

"My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angry biker to one of his buddies. "No," says the friend, "people don't die of syphilis anymore." The angry biker replies, "They do when they give it to me!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Sex Like Math

Q: Why is sex like math?
A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying!

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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