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Heffner Seance

The Heffner family recently held a seance at the Playboy mansion and successfully contacted their father. He had one urgent message and requested that his family get the word out immediately.
The message is: "Tell the Muslims there aren't any virgins left."

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Submitted BY: RichK

Difference Between Kinky and Perverted

Q: What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
A: Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Submitted BY: LFMOD

Grandma's Pills

An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you're 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?"  The woman replied, "They help me sleep better." The doctor considered this for a second, and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice, and I sleep better at night."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Submitted BY: Brightcomet
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