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Irish Confession

There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times." The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass and then drink it." The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The priest said "NO, but it will wipe the smile off of your face."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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Cashew Fetish

I have a friend whose fetish is cashews. 
He's fucking nuts.

Categories: Food Jokes , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
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Age Difference

What is the difference between girls aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

Categories: Sex Jokes , Old Age Jokes
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