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68 Tonight

I asked my wife if we could do 68 tonight. 
She'd blow me, and I'd owe her one.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Guy With a Little Head

This guy with a really small head walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why is your head so small?" He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody who pleased her people one wish, and she said I could have that wish. So I asked her to have sex with me. she said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Appearance Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
Anonymous

Monkey Blowing

A guy walks into a bar with his monkey and tells the bartender, "What do you say you buy me a drink if I can get this monkey here to bl*w me?" The bartender agrees and the guy smacks his monkey upside his head. The monkey falls over, jumps up, pulls the guys thing out, and starts bl*wing. Another guy at the end of the bar has been watching in amazement and says, "Hey, can I try that?!" The monkey owner says, "Sure," and the other guy says, "Okay, just don't hit me that hard."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes)
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