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Monkey Blowing

A guy walks into a bar with his monkey and tells the bartender, "What do you say you buy me a drink if I can get this monkey here to bl*w me?" The bartender agrees and the guy smacks his monkey upside his head. The monkey falls over, jumps up, pulls the guys thing out, and starts bl*wing. Another guy at the end of the bar has been watching in amazement and says, "Hey, can I try that?!" The monkey owner says, "Sure," and the other guy says, "Okay, just don't hit me that hard."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes)
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Woman's Smart Mouth

Q: What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
A: Einstein's penis.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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Bar Crowd

A guy notices a crowd of women at the end of the bar. Curious, he walks toward the end and sees an immensely ugly guy being hit on by several ladies. He sits next to another fella and asks "So, what's this guy's deal? Is he rich or famous?" "Dunno," says the other guy, "he just sits there licking his eyebrows."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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