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Husband Prepares

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository... it's up to you!"

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Headers

First I'll do a header, then you do one. Goooaaalll!

Anonymous

Doctor Visit

I went to the doctor...
I went to see the doctor the other day. Turns out my new doctor is a drop-dead gorgeous brunette.

I was embarrassed but she said “don’t worry, I’m a professional - I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll check it out.”

I said, “my wife thinks my dick tastes funny.”

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