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Blonde Dating

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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The Bird of True Love

Q: If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?
A: The Swallow.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Mermaid Rescue

An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy's head is the size of a cue ball. "I got to ask, sir," says the bartender. "What happened?" The old guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid." "That doesn't sound too bad," says the bartender. "Then what happened?" "Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have sex, so I asked her if I could just have a little head... ."

Categories: Genie Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Military Jokes
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