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Monica Lewinsky's Dress

Q: What Monica Lewinsky's mother said when she brought home her dress?

A: Doesn't the White House have any club soda?

Monica Lewinsky and Bill

Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

A: 1 U.S. leader!

Blackhead

Q:  What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?

A:  Hugh Grant.

The Blind Man in the Brothel

A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.

He says to her, "Excuse me, aren't you Karen Carlton, and didn't you go to Cardozo High School in Detroit?"

"Yes. How'd you know?"

"I never forget a face."

Cindarella Gets to the Ball

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked...