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The Camping Trip
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ron had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day and meet at the campground for dinner. James agreed. So around six the next evening they meet up. Ron says "I hiked north and came up to a beautiful spring, I swam for a few hours, then stretched out on the shore to dry and I watched a deer drink from the spring... it was so wonderful." James said "Wow, you had a good day. I went south and ran into some railroad tracks, I followed them east until I came across a woman tied to the tracks, I untied her and we had sex in every imaginable way all day." Ron was so jealous "Your day was so much better than mine... did you get a blow job?" "Nope" James replied, "I couldn't find her head!"
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Female Midget
Q: What do you call a nice female midget who gives head
A: Short, sweet and to the point.
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Blew a Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and to have it looked over. The Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says, "Ma'am it looks like you blew a seal."
The Alaskan woman replies wiping her face, "No, it's just Mayonaise."
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