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Stuck Orgasm

A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure -- she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. This is the best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room. A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think her orgasm's stuck!"

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She Said, He Said

She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients, in fact, I really shouldn't be fucking you."

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Mating Call II

Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
A: "All the blondes have gone home!"

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