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Big Joe

There was an old hermit couple living on a mountain until one day the mans wife died. Everything was fine for about three months but he got lonely so he went down the mountain to the town and went into the bar. He sat down and ordered a beer and asked the bartender, "Hey do 'ya have any women?" The bartender said, "No but we have big Joe." The man said, "I ain't like that" and stormed off back to the mountain. Three more months go by and the man decides to try asking again. He comes into the bar and says, "Hey do you have any women yet?" The bartender said, "No, just big Joe," so the man said, "I ain't like that" and again stormed out. After a year or so the old man decided to try once more so he goes down the mountain, into the bar and asks if they have any women. The bartender gave the usual reply, "Just big Joe." The old hermit said, "No I ain't like that," but stayed and had a few drinks. He asked the bartender, "If I were to do this thing with big Joe who all would know?" The bartender said, "Well me and you and big Joe of course and those two large men over there." The old hermit was taken back and said, "Why those two?" The bartender replied, "Well, somebody has to hold down big Joe, he ain't like that either."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes)
Submitted BY: Aaron Lawson

Superman & Wonderwoman

One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep, but stark naked on a beach blanket. So.. he decided to go down & get some.  So after he had done the deed, he flew away. Then Wonderwoman got up and said "What was THAT?" And the invisible man said "I don't know... but my butt sure hurts."

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Robot Sex

Q: What do you call a robot whose sole purpose is to have one-night stands?
A: Nuts and bolts

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Riddles
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