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Transplant
Q: Did you hear about the guy who had a dick transplant?
A: His hand rejected it.
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Cold Winter Night
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, "I had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick." The guy on the left says, "I also had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick." The guy in the middle says, "I had a dream that I went skiing."
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Stop Masturbating
A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because I''m trying to examine you!"
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