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Cold Cock the S.O.B!

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink except that gay guy over there". About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyone a drink except that gay guy over there." The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The bartender asks why, and the gay guy says "I am going to put one in each cheek, go over there, and cold-cock that big son-of-a-bitch!" 

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Bar Jokes (Bar Fight Jokes)
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Men Like Microwave Dinners

Q: Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?
A: They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.

Categories: Riddles , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes
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Corporate Booty Call - 401K

Baby, you are 401Kute!

Categories: Profession Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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