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Talk To Me

A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches. "Hmm," said the madam. "I'm not sure. Try the first door on the right." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams. "It's too big! Take it out!" So he went to the madam. "No, really. I need someone who can handle 16 inches." "Hmm," said the madam. "Try the last door." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and had the time of his life, surprised that there was no scream at all. In fact, he heard no sounds at all. Puzzled, he finished up and pulled out. "Talk to me, baby." "Moo."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Rogaine and Viagra

Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?
A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Christmas Surprise

My boyfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time I orgasm during sex. That's all I'm spending on him for Christmas.
So far, his roommate is getting an Xbox Series X. He's getting nothing.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sex Jokes
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