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Visiting Grandpa's Farm

A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm when one day he walks out behind the barn and sees his grandfather playing with himself. The boy says, "What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?" Grandpa replies, "No sonny, just jacking!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
Anonymous

Australian Newbie

A 40-year-old woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. She takes out a personal ad and corresponds with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. After a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married. On their wedding night, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked, and all the furniture piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

Categories: Animal Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Alien Booty Call

Among your species of bipedal hominids, I find you the least repulsive.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
Anonymous
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