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Friday Food
Q: What kind of fish does a priest eat?
A: Nun!
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Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, you say: "Rubber Jugs and Liquor".
Q: What did you have for breakfast?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
Q: What did you have for lunch?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
Q: What did you have for supper?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
Q: What would you do if you saw a hot chick walking down the street?
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Ugly Woman
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman with a parrot on her shoulder.
The woman looks over at the guy and says, "If you can tell me what kind of animal I have on my shoulder...I'll sleep with you."
The guy says: "An alligator?"
The woman replies: "Close enough!"
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Bar Jokes
(Animal in Bar Jokes)
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(Ugly Jokes)
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