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Right to Light
Q: How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. Two to screw it in, and one to confirm that light began while they were screwing.
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Side Job
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20." "Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed MP replied. "You can't make a living on that." "Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on the side!"
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My Feminine Side
Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good time and ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractive young man named Johnny who he talks to all evening. When the night comes to an end Johnny invites him over to his place. They get in Johnny's car, a pink stretch Cadillac, and proceed to leave the parking lot. Yet Bob is quite concerned when Johnny repeatedly smashes into parked cars as they are leaving the lot. Once they reach Johnny's place, again Johnny looks around and proceeds to smash into parked cars as he's parking his. As they got out of the car Johnny asked, "So Bob, do you like my feminine side?"
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