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Hang Glider Pilot Stories

Three hang-glider pilots, one Irish, one Australian, and one South African, were in the Australian outback in the shadow of Aer's Rock, setting up camp for the night and telling tales of their incredible bravado. "I once crash-landed in a mangrove swamp," said the Australian, "where there were 6 men all being torn apart by vicious crocodiles. I eviscerated all the crocs and then flew the men to safety with my hang-glider." "That's nothing," said the South African. "I once flew 200 miles over the Pacific to rescue a fallen hang-glider who was being eaten by a vicious Great White Shark. I then ate the Great White Shark and flew my friend to safety." The Irishman said nothing, and continued to poke the fire with his cock.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Pilot Jokes)
Anonymous

President's Poem

I did not do it in a car, I did not do it in a bar
I did not do it in the dark, I did not do it in the park
I did not do it on a date, I did not ever fornicate
I did not do it at a dance, I did not do it in her pants
I did not get beyond first base, I did not do it in her face
I never did it in a bed, Trust me now, you've been misled
I did not do it with a groan, I did not do it on the phone
I did not cause her dress to stain, I never boinked Saddam Hussein
I did not do it with a whip, I never fondled Linda Tripp
I never acted really silly, With volunteers like Kathleen Willey
There was one time with Margaret Thatcher, I chased her 'round, but could not catch her
No kinky stuff, not on your life, I wouldn't, even with my wife
Gennifer Flowers' tale of woes, Was paid for by my right-wing foes
And Paula Jones, and those State Troopers, Are just a bunch of party poopers
I did not ask my friends to lie, I did not hang them out to dry
I did not do it last November, But if I did, I don't remember
I did not do it in the hall, I could have, but I don't recall
I never did it in my study, I never touched my good dog, Buddy
I never did it to Sox, the cat, I might have once with Arafat
I never did it in a hurry, I never groped Ms. Betty Currie
There was no sex at Arlington, There was no sex on Air Force One
I might have copped a little feel, And then endeavored to conceal
But never did these things so lewd, At least, not ever in the nude
These things to which I have confessed, They do not count, if we stayed dressed
It never happened with a cigar, I never dated Mrs. Starr
I did not know this little sin, Would be retold on CNN
I broke some rules my Mama taught me, I tried to hide, but now you've caught me
But I implore, I do beseech, Do not condemn, do not impeach
I might have got a little tail, But never once did I inhale.

Categories: Political Jokes , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Taste of Your Cat

I'd like to get a taste of your cat... o'nine tails! Yar!

Categories: Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous
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