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Tonsils Removed

A mother takes her four-year-old to the hospital to have his tonsils removed. She asks the the doctor if he could also perform a circumcision while the boy's under. The doctor agrees. When the boy returns to kindergarten, a classmate tells him that he is also going to get his tonsils removed. The four-year-old tells his friend, "They're not where you think they are."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Jokes about Kids
Anonymous

Firm This Up

One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence. Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras." That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Appearance Jokes , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Conundrum

Do gay agoraphobics come out?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
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