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200 Feet Long and No Pubic Hair

Q: What is 200 feet long and has no pubic hair?
A: The front row at a Jonas Brothers concert.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Shower Talk

A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says, "These are nice, but if they were a bit firmer you could walk around without a bra for me." Then the husband pats her butt and says, "This is nice, but if it was a bit firmer, you could walk around without panties for me." The wife turns around to her husband, grabs his groin and says, "This is nice, but if it was a little bigger, I wouldn't need your brother."
 

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
Anonymous

Nauseous Sex

Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I get sick to my stomach.
Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
Patient sticks out his tongue...

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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