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Rep the Brands

A pro basketball player walks into a bar. He eventually strikes up a conversation with a woman who is drinking all by herself.
After a couple of hours they end up going back to her place for a little alone time.
As he takes off his shirt, she notices a Nike tattoo on his chest. When she asks about it he replies, “Gotta rep the brand baby.” She doesn’t think twice about it.
Then he takes off his pants and he has an Under Armour tattoo and gives the same explanation.
But lastly, as he takes off his briefs, she sees a tattoo on his junk that says AIDS. She immediately starts to freak out.
The basketball player then replies, “Whoa, whoa calm down baby. In a minute it bout to say ADDIDAS.”

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sports Jokes (Basketball Jokes)
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Kinky Sex

Q: What's a Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex?
A: She moves.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Literal Actions

Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar owner comes along and screams, "HEY, what the FUCK are you guys doing?! " One of the guys says, "The sign says: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes)
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