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Bedside Confessions

Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time.
Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina."
Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

God & The Two Gifts

When God created the earth, then Adam and Eve, he found he had two baubles left over.  He came to Adam and Eve and said, "I have two things left. One is the gift to piss while standing up."  Adam got very excited, "Oh, that would be so great, I would really like that. If I'm out in the fields, I can just go right there."  So Eve smiled and said, "Okay, it sounds like he really wants that."  As Adam tried out his new gift, he asked out of curiosity, "What was the other gift?".  "Oh,"  God said, looking at Eve with a smile, "Multiple orgasms!".

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Anonymous

Indiana Jones Booty Call

I've got the Jones for you to enter my Temple of Doom. Mint!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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