Pantyhose

Q: How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose?
A: Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one ass and a beaver!

Top 10 Viagra Slogans.

1. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper
2. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron
3. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight
4. Viagra, Home of the whopper
5. Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em
6. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
7. Viagra, Tastes great, more filling
8. Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing.
9. Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to.
10. and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra: ... This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

Better Than Pork

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork. Have you actually ever tasted it? The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too... I know you're suppose to be celibate. But...." The priest replied,  "Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice." There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"